So, the husband has trumped me again with his "I'm gonna post a poll to get readership involvment" thing he's doing on his blog. Yes, dear husband, it is a competition in case you wondering.
I love you. Your blog is fantastic and I look forward to reading it everyday. No, seriously. I'm not being snarky. Now, don't tell anyone I said that. Or else.
Dear readers, I check my stats on my blogs every day. And I get readers from all over the world. (Thank you, Aleah - barring Vlad hasn't pushed some big red button and the Koreas are still there - and Christina and Ashlee) What I don't get is comments. Or followers. And I know you're out there, so it just bumfuzzles me. Both of which you can do anonymously if you want to be mysterious.
This is my Hail Mary.
Hail Mary, this is my blog.
Blog, this is my Hail Mary.
I feel much better now that those formalities are out of the way.
I am going to post 20 random things about me. I know you are just dying to read it. And I am going to encourage you all - you read that? - ALL of you out there in the blogosphere - to post 20 random things about yourself as a comment - or even in your blog if you have one. If I read your blog and see it, I'll post a link about it - which might just increase your readership as well. I have anonymous comments enabled, so anyone can leave their random facts. Ha! There is no excuse for you now!
1.) I can pop all of my toes out of place.
2.) I must have a cup of coffee in the morning in order to function the rest of the work day.
3.) I have titanium clamps on specific nerves to keep my hands from sweating. I had to go to Miami to have the surgery done.
4.) I am probably one of the most open-minded people you will ever meet.
5.) I love the smell of laundry.
6.) If I could afford it, I'd buy a horse in a heartbeat.
7.) Two words: Hot showers
8.) I am a firm believer in karma.
9.) Metal coat hangers infuriate me. I get mad just thinking about them.
10.) I could read the newspaper before I was in kindergarten.
11.) I have the best luck and can win almost anything off the radio. I'm not so good at the lottery.
12.) I hate pastel colors.
13.) I get stressed out very easily, but hide it in hopes that if I don't think about it it will go away. That never works.
14.) I'm very spoiled, but I know exactly where I came from and am grateful for everything that I have now.
15.) I worked as a 911 dispatcher for a minute. Totally not the job for me.
16.) I met my husband off Myspace.
17.) I second-guess everything I do. (Even this blog entry)
18.) I hate cotton candy.
19.) I like to hit up Goodwill stores when I'm out of town. I enjoy the t-shirts.
20.) I have a weakness for ugly shoes. I have a closet full of hideous kicks.
Alright. That's it. There you go. Post away, dear readers! Post away!